The Disclaimer :

No animals were harmed in the construction of this site.  All models over 18 years of age.  This product is meant for educational purposes only.  Any resemblance to real persons living or dead is purely coincidental.  Void where prohibited.   Some assembly required. List each check separately by bank number.  Batteries not included.  Contents may settle during shipment.  Use only as directed.   No other warranty expressed or implied.  Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.  Postage will be paid by addressee. This is not an offer to sell securities.  Apply only to affected area.  May be too intense for some viewers.  Do not stamp.  For recreational use only.  If condition persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside.  Freshest if eaten before date on carton.  Subject to change without notice.  Times approximate. Simulated picture.  No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off-road use only.  As seen on TV.  One size fits all.  Many suitcases look alike.  Colors may fade.  Slippery when wet.  For office use only.  If found please drop in any mailbox.  Edited for television.  Post office will not deliver without proper postage.  List was current at time of printing.  Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward.   Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.  At participating locations/stores only.  Penalty for private use.  Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.   Do not write below this line.  Falling rock next 5 miles.  Lost ticket pays maximum rate.  Your canceled check is your receipt.  Avoid contact with skin.  Sanitized for your protection.  Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.   Employees and their families are not eligible.  Beware of big dog.   Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.  Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery.  You must be present to win.  No purchase necessary.  Shading within a garment may occur.  Use only in a well-ventilated area.  Keep away from fire or flames.  Replace with same type.   Approved for veterans. Some equipment shown is optional.  Price does not include taxes.  Not recommended for children.  Reproduction strictly prohibited.   No solicitors.  No alcohol, dogs or horses. No shirt, No shoes, NO service.   No anchovies unless otherwise specified.  Restaurant package, not for resale.   Driver does not carry cash.  Exact change required.  Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only.   Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear.  Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T.  Do not fold, spindle or mutilate.  Package sold by weight, not volume.  Your mileage may vary.
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